I want a cactus in a cute little pot and I’ll name it after you because you’re a fucking prick.
Let me plan a whole date night. When we come home I’m going to put a movie on and while we’re in the middle if it I’m going to invite a friend over. Then, I’m going to leave you to watch the movie by yourself while I go hangout with my friend. Does that sound like a good date night to you? I mean, I spent a few hours with you and I’ve seen this movie a thousand times..and insisted we watch it. I even asked you to wait to talk until commercials because I like it that much. Don’t worry, I’ll come check up on you and such. Don’t be mad..that’s so stupid.